Thursday, October 13, 2011

IN THE RACE FOR STUPIDEST TRAILER OF ALL TIME....A CHALLENGER APPEARS....



The great Charlie Jane Anders said, "Wow. This could actually be the worst movie of McG's career." I would donate a testicle to see that be a pull quote on this poster. I mean . . . holy shit. We might have to pull the plug on Western civilization. Anything that makes one long for the halcyon days of Terminator: Salvation's lucidity and intelligence is just . . . wow . . .
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  1. "This Means War" - "This Looks Stupid"

    I was right with them until it became a phallic tug-of-war with The Girl as the prize. That lasted about . . . 10 seconds.

    And hello, can we say bisexual threesome? Can we say polyamory?

    Can we say, "Stop making this trite shit!"

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  2. I watched this on mute which made it even more confusing and unpalatable. Are they both fighting over their mom or something? And why is that zombie drinking chablis?

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  3. Two bisexual men fighting over their mom with zombies drinking chablis sounds like the greatest movie ever. Anybody got John Waters' cell #?

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