Monday, July 11, 2011
THE MAGIC OF EDITING
I wasn't going to say anything about the trailer for Adam Sandler's Jack and Jill, because the phrase "fucking retarded" lacks sufficient descriptive scope. George C. Scott does an excellent job playing every critic who has to go see this movie when it comes out. Sorry, y'all. That weekend I'll be covering Immortals, which might suck, but nowhere near as bad as a movie about Adam Sandler playing a privileged douchebag and his own twin sister. Add in the inevitable treacly bullshit third-act sentimentality and, really? I think Barack should sign an executive order saying that any critic who has to see Jack and Jill gets to legally commit one murder. It'll be messy, but fuck it.