"....Pussies do that." ---Michael BayThe man. The legend. The exploder of more things than any sapient being in the known universe. Read this massive, massively entertaining GQ thing. I'm going to be reviewing Transformers: Dark of the Moon tomorrow for Tor.com, and I'm experiencing that odd sensation of simultaneous, reciprocal eager anticipation and existential dread invariably caused by a new Michael Bay spliff. Like they say in the GQ piece, you may think his pictures are hopelessly fucktarded, but you can always tell they're his. There's no confusing him with Simon West, Dominic Sena, or any of his contemporaries. Michael Bay, my friends, is an auteur. And there ain't shit you can do about it.